155 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids And Adults Who Love to Laugh

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I'm telling a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen matter, just let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a great time to tell you a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing today?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle it take to get you to open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better punchline than this!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Oh no, you forgot me already!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter hurry up and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir—
ARRRRR!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be here all night if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout cookies!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit outside in the cold while someone keeps asking, "Who's there?"

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella isn't working, that's why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus my words, you're going to love this joke!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my cup with milk, please!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson on TV in there?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left?

Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah place I can spend the night?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris you would hurry up and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot, I'm definitely your funniest friend!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
Theo-nly one who can open this door is you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, there's a dinosaur chasing me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izma
Izma who?
Izma lunch ready yet?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a really nice person, you should let her in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Feta.
Feta who?
Feta-lly unprepared for how bad this joke is!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce tell you more jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask, it's a secret!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on is important if you want to come outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jalapeño.
Jalapeño who?
Am I getting jalapeño business?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange juice.
Orange juice who?
Orange juice gonna talk to me?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichoke if you don't let me in right now!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sherbet.
Sherbet who?
Sherbet you didn't know I was coming!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
I'm bacon cookies and I need a cup of sugar!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Pease who?
Peas to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before you come out is a good idea.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich and we can have a picnic!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cat.
Interrupting ca—
MEOW!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Duck down, I'm throwing something at you!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
More like doggone where, and we'd better find him!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these terrible jokes ever end?!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you weren't expecting me today!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog-get about your plans, we're hanging out!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y awesome that we can hang out today!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos Quito just bit me and now I have an itch!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy just bit me again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O, did I get it right?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen this joke ever end?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie Tap.
Annie Tap who?
Better come in, then! The bathroom's down the hall.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I'm home!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, I'm coming over to your house!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy been waiting outside forever!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would've called first!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.