80 Scary Halloween Quotes for Spooky Season Inspiration and Fun
So many of these short phrases from movies and Halloween icons can double as cute Instagram captions.
No matter if you’re celebrating the spooky season with a scary Halloween costume, hosting a spooktacular party, or watching your favorite horror flick, there are myriad ways to get in on the frightful fun.
No Halloween celebration is complete without a little social media flair. After all, what’s the point if you don’t post photos to your feed? That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the best Halloween quotes to use as captions for your next TikTok or Instagram post.
From popular movie lines to lyrics from hair-raising songs, these Halloween quotes are sure to capture the spooky spirit and leave a haunting impression.
For those who aren’t on social media, these playful quotes are also great to share via text or even handwritten inside a Halloween card.
So, go ahead and treat your friends and family to these eerie-sistible quotes!
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.
Alex Warren
Here in the night, even the ordinary becomes ominous.
Ava Dellaria
On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.
Barbara, "Beetlejuice"
What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?
Emily Dickinson
One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Henry David Thoreau
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.
Nicholas Gordon
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat.
Roald Dahl
A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.
Stephen Graham Jones
Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.
Robert Brault
I don't know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.
Jack Skellington, “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!
Melanie White
The only thing that really scares me about Halloween is running out of candy.
Alice Hoffman, “Practical Magic”
“There’s a little witch in all of us.”
Nicholas Gordon
Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat...
Jack Skellington, “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
I am the pumpkin king.
Rosie O'Donnell
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Charles M. Schulz, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.
Sheriff Leigh Brackett, “Halloween”
It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.
Madame Leota, "The Haunted Mansion"
Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread.
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